Ryan "hey girl" Gosling...

Anybody else getting sick of this meme?  Btw - what's with the hair?  It's like a shorter Donald Trump.

Christina "Periods" Aguilera is a bloody mess.

is that because of a spray tan too?

My last post on Christina perioding during Etta James' memorial seems popular.... so here we are again... blaming spray tans for Aunt Flo's visit. 

"get mine, get yours"....... is she talking about periods???

I think the girl on the left just noticed.

Lindsay Lohan PLUMPED about hosting SNL

In preparation to make an ass of herself on SNL, Lindsay has plumped her lips and cheeks.  This is how I imagine it... very subtle and classy.  I hope there is a sketch about ducks.

Does "weird legs Angelina Jolie" regret her Oscars pose yet? If not... here's more leg-bombing:

That's one fashion misstep for Jolie, one giant laugh for mankind.

Paula Deen just got Angelina JOLIED.

Eeek.

Angelina Jolie at the Oscars: "LOOK AT MY F*#@ing LEG."

Jolie must have been really proud of that leg.  To help her out, I've given her a hand leg.... or three.


I guess her wax museum needs an updating:

Christina Aguilera periods all over herself during Etta James Memorial Service

Photoshopped.... but can you imagine if she perioded in this outfit?  EW.

Christina's people have come forward saying that it was her spray tan that was leaking down her leg... not her period.  "It was her proudest moment," the source explains. "The sweat caused her spray tan to streak."

I prefer to maintain the grossed out disgusting image of Christina perioding all over her leg, it's much more hilarious.   HAHA- her proudest moment is she's singing and perioding simultaneously.

See actual photo and read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/why-christina-aguilera-looked-leaky-at-etta-james-tribute-2012301#ixzz1lRPhDvlF