amanda bynes DUI and mystery face band-aid....

Here's my suggestion to avoid further DUI's.  If you're gonna wear a band-aid on your face... might as well make it useful in avoiding DUI's.  good luck band-aid... good luck.

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Beyonce photoshops her thighs.... check out these thigh gaps.

 no cankles there

i think her legs are doing the WAAAVE.

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Ariana Grande only wants to be photographed from her LEFT side people... and I can see why...

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  wtf ??????

ok, yeah.... let's keep to her wishes

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hey girl.... it's a girl

I'm talking of course about the new birth of Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes' baby girl....
Here's a suggestion for a birth announcement that they can send out to all their friends.  pic of baby not necessary.  pic of Gosling is.

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Kendall Jenner BEFORE AND AFTER - anyone else notice that she only gives pissed off looks since she's a real model now. I decided to be nice and help her out and give her a friendly looking smile.

See more before and after (before real model, and after real model) pictures after the break:

Ryan "hey girl" Gosling...

Anybody else getting sick of this meme?  Btw - what's with the hair?  It's like a shorter Donald Trump.

Christina "Periods" Aguilera is a bloody mess.

is that because of a spray tan too?

My last post on Christina perioding during Etta James' memorial seems popular.... so here we are again... blaming spray tans for Aunt Flo's visit.

more after the break...........

Lindsay Lohan PLUMPED about hosting SNL

In preparation to make an ass of herself on SNL, Lindsay has plumped her lips and cheeks.  This is how I imagine it... very subtle and classy.  I hope there is a sketch about ducks.

Does "weird legs Angelina Jolie" regret her Oscars pose yet? If not... here's more leg-bombing:

That's one fashion misstep for Jolie, one giant laugh for mankind.

Paula Deen just got Angelina JOLIED.

Eeek.

Angelina Jolie at the Oscars: "LOOK AT MY F*#@ing LEG."

Jolie must have been really proud of that leg.  To help her out, I've given her a hand leg.... or three.


I guess her wax museum needs an updating:

Christina Aguilera periods all over herself during Etta James Memorial Service

Photoshopped.... but can you imagine if she perioded in this outfit?  EW.

Christina's people have come forward saying that it was her spray tan that was leaking down her leg... not her period.  "It was her proudest moment," the source explains. "The sweat caused her spray tan to streak."

I prefer to maintain the grossed out disgusting image of Christina perioding all over her leg, it's much more hilarious.   HAHA- her proudest moment is she's singing and perioding simultaneously.

See actual photo and read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/why-christina-aguilera-looked-leaky-at-etta-james-tribute-2012301#ixzz1lRPhDvlF

Alec Baldwin's Words With Friends screenshot....

He was tweeting AND doing Words With Friends AND getting kicked off American Airlines flights... what a multi-tasker.

Hanson is launching a new beer called MmmHop. Why stop at beer, brothers?

MmmPop!

MmmMop

MmmCop

Keep hanging on to the only thing you're famous for... MmmBop.

Unmodified photos:  vending, mop, hanson1, hanson2, cop hat

Walken in a Winter Wonderland.....

Unmodified photos:  Christopher Walken, Winter Wonderland

Suri Cruise is writing her own children's book. Excuse me, what?

possible bookcover for Suri's book

Yes, you read that correctly.  Suri Cruise is writing a children's book and doing all the illustrations.  She's 5 years old.  CAN SHE EVEN READ YET????  I wonder how much is going to be scientology-based and who the ghost writer is?  My guess is the short guy on the bookcover with the huge-normous smile.......

Christina Aguilera loves her new curves... her fishnets don't share that same emotion.

All of us fans can breathe a sigh of relief:  Christina Aguilera has insisted that even with this weight gain she will continue to wear skimpy outfits.  I know I'm not alone when I say this:  YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!  Her fishnets, however:  "Nooooooooooooooooooo."


Unmodified photo:  Christina

Jennifer Lopez is a big, FIAT liar. Never set foot in the Bronx for Fiat commercial.

Body double in the Bronx

All of the shots of JLo driving the car were filmed in LA. A body double was used to drive the car through the Bronx and get out of the car in the Bronx. Jennifer didn't set foot in the Bronx for the commercial.  Nice going, JLiar.

And as for your inspirational song... now it's just a pile of poop because you couldn't hop on a flight.  But- damn it if it doesn't make me kind of want to buy a Fiat.... for a split second.... and then I realize I could crush it between my fingers.  Back to being a pile of poop.

Unmodified photos:  gps, bronx, jlo

Congress decided that pizza is a vegetable. So... is a hamburger a fruit?

I can't believe I overlooked them at the farmer's market... but here they are amid the cauliflowers.

Let's examine another school lunch....

What a well balanced meal!

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Liza Minnelli breaks leg in 3 places, blames dog.

I'm pretty sure this is how it went down...  a three-tiered plan.

Unmodified photos:  laughing dog, Liza, banana peel, caution sign