Walken in a Winter Wonderland.....

Unmodified photos:  Christopher Walken, Winter Wonderland

Suri Cruise is writing her own children's book. Excuse me, what?

possible bookcover for Suri's book

Yes, you read that correctly.  Suri Cruise is writing a children's book and doing all the illustrations.  She's 5 years old.  CAN SHE EVEN READ YET????  I wonder how much is going to be scientology-based and who the ghost writer is?  My guess is the short guy on the bookcover with the huge-normous smile.......

Christina Aguilera loves her new curves... her fishnets don't share that same emotion.

All of us fans can breathe a sigh of relief:  Christina Aguilera has insisted that even with this weight gain she will continue to wear skimpy outfits.  I know I'm not alone when I say this:  YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!  Her fishnets, however:  "Nooooooooooooooooooo."


Unmodified photo:  Christina

Jennifer Lopez is a big, FIAT liar. Never set foot in the Bronx for Fiat commercial.

Body double in the Bronx

All of the shots of JLo driving the car were filmed in LA. A body double was used to drive the car through the Bronx and get out of the car in the Bronx. Jennifer didn't set foot in the Bronx for the commercial.  Nice going, JLiar.

And as for your inspirational song... now it's just a pile of poop because you couldn't hop on a flight.  But- damn it if it doesn't make me kind of want to buy a Fiat.... for a split second.... and then I realize I could crush it between my fingers.  Back to being a pile of poop.

Unmodified photos:  gps, bronx, jlo

Congress decided that pizza is a vegetable. So... is a hamburger a fruit?

I can't believe I overlooked them at the farmer's market... but here they are amid the cauliflowers.

Let's examine another school lunch....

What a well balanced meal!

Unmodified photos:  market, pizza, pizza, pizza, school lunch

Liza Minnelli breaks leg in 3 places, blames dog.

I'm pretty sure this is how it went down...  a three-tiered plan.

Unmodified photos:  laughing dog, Liza, banana peel, caution sign

Adriana Lima: Extreme diet was all a "misunderstanding." She actually stuffs her face with CAKE.

The Daily Mail reported that Adriana Lima admitted that she works out twice a day, doesn't eat solid food for 9 days, and doesn't have any liquids for 12 hours before the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.   She retracted the comments because it was all a misunderstanding... what she actually meant to say was that she eats cake before the show. 

Unmodified photos:  Adriana, Miss Piggy

Porn star Sasha Grey reads to little kids, school denies it

Porn star Sasha Grey read to 1st graders at Emerson Elementary School in Compton, CA for Read Across America.  Parents were reportedly *pissed* so the school tried to cover it up.  A rep for the school said, "We have several celebrities who read to our students each year. The actress you have indicated [Sasha] was not present."  Except:  there are photos that prove otherwise.

I hope she read this book... it's a classic.

Unmodified photos:  Sasha, Seuss

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley gives sound financial planning advice re: $700 Louboutins

Financial planning genius Rosie Huntington-Whiteley offers advice for us regular folk wanting our very own pair of Louboutin heels, which retail minimum $700:  “If you can save up for a pair put away a dollar a week,” she advised. “It’s worth it girls. It is really worth it!”  Quick math check:  it would take 14 years.  Thanks Rosie.

Unmodified photo:  Rosie

Chris Brown = Neighbor from hell. Neighbors rejoice when he moves out.

Condo owners claim that Chris Brown parked in handicapped spaces and raced dogs in the hallways of the community. These signs clearly point to his innocence.

Unmodified photos: Chris, handicapped sign, dog, sign

Jennifer Aniston not preggers... just quitting smoking

Looks like there's still some open skin, might as well stick a couple more dozen patches on.

Unmodified photo: Jennifer

Gwyneth can't do her own makeup... she's not joking.

Gwyneth Paltrow on GOOP: "Believe it or not, I am terrible at doing my own makeup."

Also, not very good at bobby pin placement....

Unmodified photos: Gwyneth1, Gwyneth2

Back off PETA, Reese retired her python purse

PETA sent Reese Witherspoon a video showing how the pythons are killed using barbaric tactics. Reese agreed to retire her purse.

Another little tidbit: the PETA video was narrated by her former costar Joaquin Phoenix. In related news, Joaquin seen clipping food stamps.

Unmodified photos: Reese, kittens, puppy, sea turtle

Kim Kardashian backing out of marriage....

Beep Beep Beep, it's backing up.

Unmodified photo: Kim Kardashian